The Estate Apron

The Estate Apron

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Worn while assembling a board, tempering chocolate, or standing in a kitchen pretending to be busier than one is.

Bears the crest at the chest, which His Excellence considers the correct place for a crest and will hear no argument on the matter.

He notes that an apron confers authority regardless of competence, and that this is among its chief virtues.

The Duke's Crest

A Final Decree From The Duke's Hand

While it may come as a shock, His Royal Excellence, the Duke of Delicacies, does not, in fact, exist. We apologize to any visitors who were preparing to curtsey or request an audience. The esteemed Bluffton Moxley Palmetto is a purely fictional aristocrat, conjured for the sole purpose of adding an air of regal absurdity to these volumes.

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