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His Royal Excellence

The Duke of Delicacies

Sir Bluffton Moxley Palmetto

Signature of Sir Bluffton Moxley Palmetto

"You have arrived at my estate. Do wipe your feet."

I keep illustrated guides and logbooks for life's finest indulgences: caviar, whiskey, wine, chocolate, and cheese. I also do not, strictly speaking, exist. We shall address that later.

Volumes of the Estate

Five volumes. Five vices. Collect them in any order; I shall judge you in none.

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If one cannot be pretentious about their choice of roe, then what is left to be pretentious about?

- On the subject of Caviar

For those who realize that indulgence isn't exclusive: it's an experience meant to be shared. And for those who know that the ultimate luxury is living life on your own terms.

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Petition for Correspondence

(His Excellence's email newsletter - dispatched rarely, and only when warranted.)

I write rarely, and only when I have something worth saying. Expect decrees, announcements of new volumes, and unsolicited opinions regarding the proper use of a mother-of-pearl spoon.

The Delicacies GazetteRecent Decrees from the Estate

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A Final Decree From The Duke's Hand

While it may come as a shock, His Royal Excellence, the Duke of Delicacies, does not, in fact, exist. We apologize to any visitors who were preparing to curtsey or request an audience. The esteemed Bluffton Moxley Palmetto is a purely fictional aristocrat, conjured for the sole purpose of adding an air of regal absurdity to these volumes.

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