The Duke's Official Chocolate Guide and Logbook cover

The Duke's Official Chocolate Guide and Logbook

Exclusively curated by His Royal Excellence, Sir Bluffton Moxley Palmetto

Before you go stuffing indiscriminate cocoa-based sweets into your mouth like an unsupervised child at a dessert buffet, allow me to impart a few words of wisdom. True chocolate is a revelation, not a distraction.

Contents of the Volume

  1. I.The Percentage Fallacy
  2. II.Snap, Shine, and The Mark of Temper
  3. III.The Swiss Question
  4. IV.Truffles vs. Pralines: A Gentle Introduction
  5. V.20 Logbook Pages for Your Own Tastings
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Cocoa butter melts at very nearly the temperature of the human body, which is either a marvelous coincidence or evidence of design, and I decline to rule on which.

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151 Pages·Trim: 6" × 9"·Hardcover

Selected Marginalia

A higher percentage

is not automatically a better chocolate. Stop bragging about percentages.

If it does not snap cleanly,

it was not tempered correctly and someone should be told.

The Swiss do certain things very well.

Chocolate, however, belongs to the Belgians and the French.

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The Duke's Crest

A Final Decree From The Duke's Hand

While it may come as a shock, His Royal Excellence, the Duke of Delicacies, does not, in fact, exist. We apologize to any visitors who were preparing to curtsey or request an audience. The esteemed Bluffton Moxley Palmetto is a purely fictional aristocrat, conjured for the sole purpose of adding an air of regal absurdity to these volumes.

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