The Duke's Official Whiskey Guide and Logbook cover

The Duke's Official Whiskey Guide and Logbook

Exclusively curated by His Royal Excellence, Sir Bluffton Moxley Palmetto

I have sipped Scotch so old it could apply for a pension. To treat such a spirit as mere alcohol is a dereliction of duty. Herein I provide the necessary education to distinguish a dram of consequence from a dram of despair.

Contents of the Volume

  1. I.The Glencairn: The Only Acceptable Vessel
  2. II.A Drop of Water, Never a Cube of Ice
  3. III.Peat, Smoke, and The Illusion of Machismo
  4. IV.The Japanese Oak Contingency
  5. V.20 Logbook Pages for Your Own Tastings
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Whiskey is not simply something one drinks - it is something one lives.

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105 Pages·Trim: 6" × 9"·Hardcover

Selected Marginalia

Ice is for injuries

and ice buckets are for champagne. Not for whiskey.

The age statement is a courtesy.

The nose is the actual truth.

Peated or unpeated,

the answer depends entirely on the weather outside.

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The Duke's Crest

A Final Decree From The Duke's Hand

While it may come as a shock, His Royal Excellence, the Duke of Delicacies, does not, in fact, exist. We apologize to any visitors who were preparing to curtsey or request an audience. The esteemed Bluffton Moxley Palmetto is a purely fictional aristocrat, conjured for the sole purpose of adding an air of regal absurdity to these volumes.

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