Commissioned Goods
Objects bearing my likeness, my crest, or my opinions. I am told this is what people do now. I have chosen not to resist it.
The Volumes
The covers of my five volumes, enlarged and framed for those who wish to be reminded of my work while doing something else.
The Table
Six coasters. Your furniture has suffered enough.
The Cabinet
Five mugs bearing five rulings. Each one settles an argument you were going to lose anyway.
Regalia
For wearing. I make no promises regarding how you will be received.
Diversions
For the hours between indulgences, which are regrettably numerous.
Complete Sets
For those who find restraint tiresome. I could not agree more.
