The Keep It Neat Hat

The Keep It Neat Hat

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One bar order. One life instruction. One hat.
"Neat" is whiskey with nothing done to it, which is to say whiskey done correctly. It is also the proper condition of one's affairs, one's signature, and one's departure from any gathering that has run long. I have kept this ruling my entire life. The whiskey portion, at minimum.
The Duke's Crest

A Final Decree From The Duke's Hand

While it may come as a shock, His Royal Excellence, the Duke of Delicacies, does not, in fact, exist. We apologize to any visitors who were preparing to curtsey or request an audience. The esteemed Bluffton Moxley Palmetto is a purely fictional aristocrat, conjured for the sole purpose of adding an air of regal absurdity to these volumes.

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