Two words. One bar order. An entire philosophy.

"Neat" is how whiskey arrives when nothing has been done to it, which is to say, correctly. It is also how one ought to keep one's affairs, one's signature, and one's exit from any party that has gone on too long. I have followed this instruction my whole life. The whiskey portion, at minimum.

Printed in ink on cream, the paper of my own pages, because the whiskey volume deserved the honor of the light shirt. The others may take it up with me in writing.

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"Neat" is how whiskey arrives when nothing has been done to it, which is to say, correctly. It is also how one ought to keep one's affairs, one's signature, and one's exit from any party that has gone on too long. I have followed this instruction my whole life. The whiskey portion, at minimum.

Printed in ink on cream, the paper of my own pages, because the whiskey volume deserved the honor of the light shirt. The others may take it up with me in writing.

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"Neat" is how whiskey arrives when nothing has been done to it, which is to say, correctly. It is also how one ought to keep one's affairs, one's signature, and one's exit from any party that has gone on too long. I have followed this instruction my whole life. The whiskey portion, at minimum.

Printed in ink on cream, the paper of my own pages, because the whiskey volume deserved the honor of the light shirt. The others may take it up with me in writing.

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Two words. One bar order. An entire philosophy.

"Neat" is how whiskey arrives when nothing has been done to it, which is to say, correctly. It is also how one ought to keep one's affairs, one's signature, and one's exit from any party that has gone on too long. I have followed this instruction my whole life. The whiskey portion, at minimum.

Printed in ink on cream, the paper of my own pages, because the whiskey volume deserved the honor of the light shirt. The others may take it up with me in writing.

The Duke's Crest

A Final Decree From The Duke's Hand

While it may come as a shock, His Royal Excellence, the Duke of Delicacies, does not, in fact, exist. We apologize to any visitors who were preparing to curtsey or request an audience. The esteemed Bluffton Moxley Palmetto is a purely fictional aristocrat, conjured for the sole purpose of adding an air of regal absurdity to these volumes.

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