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The Keep It Sharp Hat

The Keep It Sharp Hat

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A cheddar grade and a compliment. Take both.
Sharpness in a cheese is earned in a cave: months of patience, becoming excellent in the dark. Sharpness in a person works the same way, though the cave is optional and the patience is not. Notice things. Let your opinions age until they have bite. Then put on the hat.

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The Duke's Crest

A Final Decree From The Duke's Hand

While it may come as a shock, His Royal Excellence, the Duke of Delicacies, does not, in fact, exist. We apologize to any visitors who were preparing to curtsey or request an audience. The esteemed Bluffton Moxley Palmetto is a purely fictional aristocrat, conjured for the sole purpose of adding an air of regal absurdity to these volumes.

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