The Winter Crown Beanie
$16.29
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A crown for the colder months.
It has come to my attention that the traditional crown, whatever its ceremonial virtues, does nothing whatsoever for the ears. This is a design flaw four thousand years of monarchy failed to address. I have addressed it.
The mark is stitched in gold thread, as these things ought to be. The rest is soft, dark, and warm, three qualities I have never once been accused of possessing.
Snug knit beanie with a folded cuff. Embroidered gold crown and mustache. One size, generously accommodating of both large heads and large opinions.
Wear it pulled low. Royalty is a posture, not a paper.
