The word belongs to me now.

I am told the young people say "salty" to mean aggrieved, embittered, or otherwise in a state of magnificent displeasure. I have decided to allow this. Salt is what turns mere roe into caviar, and a visible standard is what turns a mere person into one worth arguing with. The two have always been related.

My crown above, my mustache below, and between them the instruction. Midnight navy, the color of my caviar volume, for those keeping records. I certainly am.

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I am told the young people say "salty" to mean aggrieved, embittered, or otherwise in a state of magnificent displeasure. I have decided to allow this. Salt is what turns mere roe into caviar, and a visible standard is what turns a mere person into one worth arguing with. The two have always been related.

My crown above, my mustache below, and between them the instruction. Midnight navy, the color of my caviar volume, for those keeping records. I certainly am.

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I am told the young people say "salty" to mean aggrieved, embittered, or otherwise in a state of magnificent displeasure. I have decided to allow this. Salt is what turns mere roe into caviar, and a visible standard is what turns a mere person into one worth arguing with. The two have always been related.

My crown above, my mustache below, and between them the instruction. Midnight navy, the color of my caviar volume, for those keeping records. I certainly am.

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The word belongs to me now.

I am told the young people say "salty" to mean aggrieved, embittered, or otherwise in a state of magnificent displeasure. I have decided to allow this. Salt is what turns mere roe into caviar, and a visible standard is what turns a mere person into one worth arguing with. The two have always been related.

My crown above, my mustache below, and between them the instruction. Midnight navy, the color of my caviar volume, for those keeping records. I certainly am.

The Duke's Crest

A Final Decree From The Duke's Hand

While it may come as a shock, His Royal Excellence, the Duke of Delicacies, does not, in fact, exist. We apologize to any visitors who were preparing to curtsey or request an audience. The esteemed Bluffton Moxley Palmetto is a purely fictional aristocrat, conjured for the sole purpose of adding an air of regal absurdity to these volumes.

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