The front says nothing. That is the point.

A small gold crown, and behind, two words that order a whiskey and organize a life. Nothing added, nothing explained. The people who know, know, and the people who ask make excellent conversation.

Neat, in my usage: untouched, uncomplicated, correct on arrival. It is how the whiskey comes and how I intend to leave.

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A small gold crown, and behind, two words that order a whiskey and organize a life. Nothing added, nothing explained. The people who know, know, and the people who ask make excellent conversation.

Neat, in my usage: untouched, uncomplicated, correct on arrival. It is how the whiskey comes and how I intend to leave.

" /> The front says nothing. That is the point.

A small gold crown, and behind, two words that order a whiskey and organize a life. Nothing added, nothing explained. The people who know, know, and the people who ask make excellent conversation.

Neat, in my usage: untouched, uncomplicated, correct on arrival. It is how the whiskey comes and how I intend to leave.

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The Neat Crown Cap

The Neat Crown Cap

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The front says nothing. That is the point.

A small gold crown, and behind, two words that order a whiskey and organize a life. Nothing added, nothing explained. The people who know, know, and the people who ask make excellent conversation.

Neat, in my usage: untouched, uncomplicated, correct on arrival. It is how the whiskey comes and how I intend to leave.

The Duke's Crest

A Final Decree From The Duke's Hand

While it may come as a shock, His Royal Excellence, the Duke of Delicacies, does not, in fact, exist. We apologize to any visitors who were preparing to curtsey or request an audience. The esteemed Bluffton Moxley Palmetto is a purely fictional aristocrat, conjured for the sole purpose of adding an air of regal absurdity to these volumes.

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