The front says nothing. That is the point.

A small gold crown, and in the back, the one piece of wine advice I have never had to retract. The young people coined the usage. I ratified it.

Chill, in my usage: the correct temperature for the bottle and the correct temperament for the table. Wine exists so people will sit down and be pleasant to one another. Dress accordingly.

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A small gold crown, and in the back, the one piece of wine advice I have never had to retract. The young people coined the usage. I ratified it.

Chill, in my usage: the correct temperature for the bottle and the correct temperament for the table. Wine exists so people will sit down and be pleasant to one another. Dress accordingly.

" /> The front says nothing. That is the point.

A small gold crown, and in the back, the one piece of wine advice I have never had to retract. The young people coined the usage. I ratified it.

Chill, in my usage: the correct temperature for the bottle and the correct temperament for the table. Wine exists so people will sit down and be pleasant to one another. Dress accordingly.

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The front says nothing. That is the point.

A small gold crown, and in the back, the one piece of wine advice I have never had to retract. The young people coined the usage. I ratified it.

Chill, in my usage: the correct temperature for the bottle and the correct temperament for the table. Wine exists so people will sit down and be pleasant to one another. Dress accordingly.

The Duke's Crest

A Final Decree From The Duke's Hand

While it may come as a shock, His Royal Excellence, the Duke of Delicacies, does not, in fact, exist. We apologize to any visitors who were preparing to curtsey or request an audience. The esteemed Bluffton Moxley Palmetto is a purely fictional aristocrat, conjured for the sole purpose of adding an air of regal absurdity to these volumes.

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