The front says nothing. That is the point.

A small gold crown on a dark ground, and a ruling in the back, kept where mysteries are kept. The cap is dark. The instruction is dark. The joke, I trust, is not lost.

Dark, in my usage: seventy percent minimum, undiluted for anyone's comfort. It is a chocolate measurement and a character reference.

" /> The front says nothing. That is the point.

A small gold crown on a dark ground, and a ruling in the back, kept where mysteries are kept. The cap is dark. The instruction is dark. The joke, I trust, is not lost.

Dark, in my usage: seventy percent minimum, undiluted for anyone's comfort. It is a chocolate measurement and a character reference.

" /> The front says nothing. That is the point.

A small gold crown on a dark ground, and a ruling in the back, kept where mysteries are kept. The cap is dark. The instruction is dark. The joke, I trust, is not lost.

Dark, in my usage: seventy percent minimum, undiluted for anyone's comfort. It is a chocolate measurement and a character reference.

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The Dark Crown Cap

The Dark Crown Cap

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The front says nothing. That is the point.

A small gold crown on a dark ground, and a ruling in the back, kept where mysteries are kept. The cap is dark. The instruction is dark. The joke, I trust, is not lost.

Dark, in my usage: seventy percent minimum, undiluted for anyone's comfort. It is a chocolate measurement and a character reference.

The Duke's Crest

A Final Decree From The Duke's Hand

While it may come as a shock, His Royal Excellence, the Duke of Delicacies, does not, in fact, exist. We apologize to any visitors who were preparing to curtsey or request an audience. The esteemed Bluffton Moxley Palmetto is a purely fictional aristocrat, conjured for the sole purpose of adding an air of regal absurdity to these volumes.

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