The front says nothing. That is the point.

A small gold crown, and that is all. The ruling itself sits in the back, where only the people behind you can read it, which is where opinions about other people belong anyway.

Salty, in my usage: possessed of standards, and visibly suffering when the world fails to meet them. The word comes from my caviar days. The condition is permanent.

" /> The front says nothing. That is the point.

A small gold crown, and that is all. The ruling itself sits in the back, where only the people behind you can read it, which is where opinions about other people belong anyway.

Salty, in my usage: possessed of standards, and visibly suffering when the world fails to meet them. The word comes from my caviar days. The condition is permanent.

" /> The front says nothing. That is the point.

A small gold crown, and that is all. The ruling itself sits in the back, where only the people behind you can read it, which is where opinions about other people belong anyway.

Salty, in my usage: possessed of standards, and visibly suffering when the world fails to meet them. The word comes from my caviar days. The condition is permanent.

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The front says nothing. That is the point.

A small gold crown, and that is all. The ruling itself sits in the back, where only the people behind you can read it, which is where opinions about other people belong anyway.

Salty, in my usage: possessed of standards, and visibly suffering when the world fails to meet them. The word comes from my caviar days. The condition is permanent.

The Duke's Crest

A Final Decree From The Duke's Hand

While it may come as a shock, His Royal Excellence, the Duke of Delicacies, does not, in fact, exist. We apologize to any visitors who were preparing to curtsey or request an audience. The esteemed Bluffton Moxley Palmetto is a purely fictional aristocrat, conjured for the sole purpose of adding an air of regal absurdity to these volumes.

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