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The Keep It Dark Hat

The Keep It Dark Hat

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A percentage and a disposition.
In chocolate, darkness measures seriousness: how much cacao, how little apology. Below seventy percent one is merely eating candy, and the same arithmetic applies to persons. A little intensity, a little mystery, a firm refusal to be diluted for anyone's comfort. The hat, you will notice, is black. I do not miss an obvious joke.

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The Duke's Crest

A Final Decree From The Duke's Hand

While it may come as a shock, His Royal Excellence, the Duke of Delicacies, does not, in fact, exist. We apologize to any visitors who were preparing to curtsey or request an audience. The esteemed Bluffton Moxley Palmetto is a purely fictional aristocrat, conjured for the sole purpose of adding an air of regal absurdity to these volumes.

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