A percentage and a disposition.

In chocolate, darkness is a measure of seriousness: how much cacao, how little apology. Below seventy percent, one is merely eating candy. The same arithmetic applies to persons. A little mystery, a little intensity, a firm refusal to be diluted for anyone's comfort. The good ones are never the sweet ones.

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In chocolate, darkness is a measure of seriousness: how much cacao, how little apology. Below seventy percent, one is merely eating candy. The same arithmetic applies to persons. A little mystery, a little intensity, a firm refusal to be diluted for anyone's comfort. The good ones are never the sweet ones.

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In chocolate, darkness is a measure of seriousness: how much cacao, how little apology. Below seventy percent, one is merely eating candy. The same arithmetic applies to persons. A little mystery, a little intensity, a firm refusal to be diluted for anyone's comfort. The good ones are never the sweet ones.

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A percentage and a disposition.

In chocolate, darkness is a measure of seriousness: how much cacao, how little apology. Below seventy percent, one is merely eating candy. The same arithmetic applies to persons. A little mystery, a little intensity, a firm refusal to be diluted for anyone's comfort. The good ones are never the sweet ones.

The Duke's Crest

A Final Decree From The Duke's Hand

While it may come as a shock, His Royal Excellence, the Duke of Delicacies, does not, in fact, exist. We apologize to any visitors who were preparing to curtsey or request an audience. The esteemed Bluffton Moxley Palmetto is a purely fictional aristocrat, conjured for the sole purpose of adding an air of regal absurdity to these volumes.

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