A compliment and a cheddar grade. I intend both.

Sharpness in a cheese is the reward for patience: months in a cave, doing nothing, becoming excellent. Sharpness in a person works identically, though the cave is optional. Dress well, notice things, and let your opinions age until they have real bite. This is the entire method. You may have it for the price of a shirt.

" /> A compliment and a cheddar grade. I intend both.

Sharpness in a cheese is the reward for patience: months in a cave, doing nothing, becoming excellent. Sharpness in a person works identically, though the cave is optional. Dress well, notice things, and let your opinions age until they have real bite. This is the entire method. You may have it for the price of a shirt.

" /> A compliment and a cheddar grade. I intend both.

Sharpness in a cheese is the reward for patience: months in a cave, doing nothing, becoming excellent. Sharpness in a person works identically, though the cave is optional. Dress well, notice things, and let your opinions age until they have real bite. This is the entire method. You may have it for the price of a shirt.

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A compliment and a cheddar grade. I intend both.

Sharpness in a cheese is the reward for patience: months in a cave, doing nothing, becoming excellent. Sharpness in a person works identically, though the cave is optional. Dress well, notice things, and let your opinions age until they have real bite. This is the entire method. You may have it for the price of a shirt.

The Duke's Crest

A Final Decree From The Duke's Hand

While it may come as a shock, His Royal Excellence, the Duke of Delicacies, does not, in fact, exist. We apologize to any visitors who were preparing to curtsey or request an audience. The esteemed Bluffton Moxley Palmetto is a purely fictional aristocrat, conjured for the sole purpose of adding an air of regal absurdity to these volumes.

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