The Estate Mug - Open It

The Estate Mug - Open It

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The crest on one side. On the other, the instruction His Excellence gives most often and which is heeded least.

A cellar is not an achievement, it is a waiting room. The bottle you are saving for a better evening is being wasted on a hypothetical one.

For the collector who needs reminding, gently and daily, that wine is for drinking.

The Duke's Crest

A Final Decree From The Duke's Hand

While it may come as a shock, His Royal Excellence, the Duke of Delicacies, does not, in fact, exist. We apologize to any visitors who were preparing to curtsey or request an audience. The esteemed Bluffton Moxley Palmetto is a purely fictional aristocrat, conjured for the sole purpose of adding an air of regal absurdity to these volumes.

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