Cold cheese is a cheese in hiding. His Excellence maintains that a wedge served straight from the refrigerator is not a serving but a concealment.  An appropriate gift for anyone who owns a board and does not yet use it properly.

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Cold cheese is a cheese in hiding. His Excellence maintains that a wedge served straight from the refrigerator is not a serving but a concealment.  An appropriate gift for anyone who owns a board and does not yet use it properly.

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Cold cheese is a cheese in hiding. His Excellence maintains that a wedge served straight from the refrigerator is not a serving but a concealment.  An appropriate gift for anyone who owns a board and does not yet use it properly.

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The Estate Mug - Not Cold

The Estate Mug - Not Cold

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The crest on one side. On the other, the single most common failure at the cheese board. 

Cold cheese is a cheese in hiding. His Excellence maintains that a wedge served straight from the refrigerator is not a serving but a concealment.  An appropriate gift for anyone who owns a board and does not yet use it properly.

The Duke's Crest

A Final Decree From The Duke's Hand

While it may come as a shock, His Royal Excellence, the Duke of Delicacies, does not, in fact, exist. We apologize to any visitors who were preparing to curtsey or request an audience. The esteemed Bluffton Moxley Palmetto is a purely fictional aristocrat, conjured for the sole purpose of adding an air of regal absurdity to these volumes.

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