The Duke's Official Wine Guide and Logbook cover

The Duke's Official Wine Guide and Logbook

Exclusively curated by His Royal Excellence, Sir Bluffton Moxley Palmetto

It is astonishing how many otherwise respectable individuals will cheerfully pour a complex Bordeaux into a glass suited only for tap water. I have penned this guide to correct the egregious errors of modern oenophiles and to provide a safe harbor for the proper appreciation of the vine.

Contents of the Volume

  1. I.The Decanter: A Matter of Respect
  2. II.Tannins and The Patience They Demand
  3. III.The Burgundy Delusion
  4. IV.On the Absurdity of the Screw Cap
  5. V.20 Logbook Pages for Your Own Tastings
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To rush a good vintage is to insult the very sun that grew it.

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126 Pages·Trim: 6" × 9"·Hardcover

Petition for word of its arrival

Selected Marginalia

A screw cap signals

a lack of ambition and, frequently, a lack of taste.

Decanting is not optional.

It is the difference between a wine and an experience.

The correct glass

is the one that was designed for this specific variety.

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The Duke's Crest

A Final Decree From The Duke's Hand

While it may come as a shock, His Royal Excellence, the Duke of Delicacies, does not, in fact, exist. We apologize to any visitors who were preparing to curtsey or request an audience. The esteemed Bluffton Moxley Palmetto is a purely fictional aristocrat, conjured for the sole purpose of adding an air of regal absurdity to these volumes.

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